twenty-something

So I was totally under the impression that being a Pope was kind of like being a Vampire Slayer. You are magically called out of the masses to fulfill your destiny. Maybe you had a special birthmark or something. It could be anybody. It could even be me.

Shows what kind of Catholic boy I am.

No, a Papal Successor is not chosen by God or other "mystical" means; rather he's elected by other old white guys.

Boring! And undramatic! I demand a recount.

If you're remotely interested, check out Time's article on the subject.