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Christmas Wrapping
This time of year I'm always reminded of two things (among others):
1.) I really, really, really suck at wrapping presents. I mean, seriously, I'm wrap-tarded. I used to love watching my mom wrap when I was a kid -- she was so elegant, creative. She cut like an exacto knife. She folded like origami. She could curl ribbons and tie bows to make Martha Stewart jealous. But her son? He missed that gene. I may be gay, but I can't even cut straight. (But if you laugh at me, I will cut you.)
2.) Ever since I was five, I've wanted to be a Jew living in Canada. I even wrote/drew a picture book about it in elementary school. I don't know why, but I always wanted to convert and then renounce my U.S. citizenship. Thus far I've done neither, so instead I just crush on Canadians (my first-ever boy crush, Andrew) and date half-Jews (Duncan).
Happy Holidays.
Oh, man, I'd become a Canadian citizen in a heartbeat if I had a job up there. I LOVE Toronto, and Canadian men are, like, universally hot. It's like it's a law up there or something! I had many a memorable tryst with different Canadian men (yes, I am a Canada whore).I've known a few Jews, but only one Biblically. (Can you know a Jew Biblically?) I prefer Canadians. But that could have more to do with the guy's performance in bed rather than his religion.
Posted by Polt on 12/24/05 at 11:49 AM24
Yes! I thought I was the only one in the who couldn't cut straight and be a horrible gift wrapper. I'm such a horrible gift wrapper that my mom re-wraps the same present with the same paper to make it look pretty. Aiy, thank God for gift bags
Posted by ceo on 12/24/05 at 4:04 PM25
Cashews (aka Half-Jewish Half-Catholic) make my world go round. End of story.Merry Christmas!
Posted by I LOVE JESUS on 12/25/05 at 7:33 PMPowered by Movable Type 4. Hosted by LivingDot.
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