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FDA to Gays: You Suck
This just showed up in my Inbox. As the accompanying note said, "Food for thought on this beautiful Friday."
FDA to Implement Gay Sperm Donor RulesI am caught between crying, punching something, and cracking a Rupert Everett-Madonna/Will & Grace joke.To the dismay of gay-rights activists, the Food and Drug Administration is about to implement new rules recommending that any man who has engaged in homosexual sex in the previous five years be barred from serving as an anonymous sperm donor.
The FDA has rejected calls to scrap the provision, insisting that gay men collectively pose a higher-than-average risk of carrying the AIDS virus. Critics accuse the FDA of stigmatizing all gay men rather than adopting a screening process that focuses on high-risk sexual behavior by any would-be donor, gay or straight.
Full story at Yahoo! News.
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Fret not! I'm still accepting donations. Fuck the FDA. This mouth is open for business.
Posted by Richard on 05/ 6/05 at 10:05 PM07
What bastards the FDA are! Don't they know that homosexual sperm is the best sperm ever?
Posted by just another dude on 05/ 7/05 at 11:24 AM07
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I always guessed that FDA really stood for Fucking Dumb Asses, and now I've got proof!Good to see that they are recognizing sperm as either a food item, or a drug, since it is the FDA.
Posted by Rick on 05/ 7/05 at 4:42 PMPowered by Movable Type 4. Hosted by LivingDot.
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