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Was browsing through some photos this morning (I really don't want to go to work today!), and I found these gems.

It's public knowledge that I had a Wonder Woman birthday cake when I was three -- but here's actual proof, with chubby little me blowing out Princess Diana's candles.

That's my uncle holding me, and I have no idea who anybody else is in that picture, especially that kid next to the cake who looks like he came straight from an 80s sitcom. He with his shiny blonde hair and fancy striped shirt -- why does he have the coveted "next-to-the-birthday-boy" seat when I can't remember him?

Here's the cake:

I still wonder what the adults were thinking of the three-year-old with the Wonder Woman cake... and I still swear it was my mother, who got me the cake, who made me gay. (And look at those Reeses Pieces and Pixie Stix!)

Here's a bonus for those interested in seeing me in my new Superman shirt -- here I am in an full-on Superman suit!

Of course, I am three-ish in those pics too. And please, by god, tell me that doesn't excite any of my readers...

(My apologies for the bad scan jobs.)