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Hair Today
Had myself a Felicity moment today and cut off all my hair. Well, not all of it, but a good four inches. Crash was shaggy. Now he's cleancut and spikey.
The third person is fun.
So being the bitch I am, I had the sinking suspition that Duncan would've gotten his haircut today too. I don't know why, but I just had a feeling that I would see him and he would have less hair. And this would be a tremendous, Melrose Place-level betrayal (as we usually get our haircuts together). And I might've even slapped him.
But I just saw him. And he was uncut. It was kind of awkward, as we are going through our usual bullshit (and I swear he wouldn't make eyecontact with me initially). C'est la vie.
One of my co-workers commented (when she thought I was out of earshot) that I looked like George Michael (not 80s George Michael, but current gay George Michael). I've realized I might have accidentally gotten a circa-1996 "Caesar" cut.
Uh oh! Felicity moment! Just hope your ratings don't take a steep plunge after the hair cut, or The WB forces you to sign a new contract saying you won't cut your hair without strict approval. PS - Please stop stalking Ben. It may have been endearing at first, but now it's just creepy. Noel's better for you anyway.
Maybe you have a penchant for strange facial hair shaping that reminded the co-worker of George Michael. Or, perhaps she was spying on you in the men's restroom. Or, I'll just leave by saying, "Hail Caesar!"
Posted by Rick
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