twenty-something

Last night I had a sex dream. I rarely have sex dreams, so this is something to note.

The dream started off very harmless, but still odd. I was on some family vacation with a family that was not my own, but made up of people I knew, including Duncan and Andrea Martin, the actress who played Voula, the aunt with the dead-twin-in-her-tumor, in My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Most of said dream took place in a cavernous mall, but eventually we ended up in an Italian restaurant and I ended up in the bathroom.

Said bathroom was big, too. I guess I should say bathrooms. There was a lobby area, and there rooms that went off from it. One had urinals, one toilets, and the third, I would find out, showers. It was very decadant.

I heard one of the showers running and peaked my head over the saloon-style door to see a tall and cute guy looking back at me over a saloon-style shower door within the room. I instantly ran away and hid.

He was cute, young, blonde, but very skinny, something I'm not usually a fan of. I guess you could say I had a sex dream about a twink. But if you said that, I would never talk to you again.

Now, I'm not exactly sure what happened next, but I do know that shower-guy and I ended up talking. A lot. In fact, for a sex dream, I'm struggling to remember if we ever had sex. But we talked about it. We planned to do it. Hell, I think we might've made diagrams. Duncan even came into the room and gave us his blessing. Suddenly there was a futon in the middle of the bathroom-lobby.

I can't really remember what else. But I do remember that Andrea Martin did not join us in anything sexy, but she did comically crash our mini-van into a big rock. And the Muppet Babies may or may not have had something to do with it.

Hm. For a dream that took place in a bathroom and involved a twink, and may or may not have included sex and Muppets, it was pretty hot.